No, I haven’t gotten out of my pyjamas today.
No, I haven’t done anything of use today.
Yes, I have spent seven hours watching other people cooking on YouTube, which led to some weird fever dream after dinner where I was drowning in Creme De Menthe. It’s a surprisingly unpleasant way to fictionally die, trust me.
My cough’s still no better, and my voice refuses to return to its usual octave, which is really annoying.
So there’s my day, guys. You must be so jealous you’re not me.
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So...what do you think?