Alice’s Choice.

4 Sep

The SSS  of Blogs are trundling on, and today’s blog is sponsored by Alice Rosenthal, who you can follow over on Twitter HERE.

You might recognise Alice as she wrote a blog during my 5 day hiatus when I went to Machynlleth. If not, shame on you. Luckily, you can read it HERE.

So Alice’s request was for a blog discussing “things Alice could do for money other than her current job which makes her cry.”

So Alice, here are my top 10 suggestions for you. Do with them what you will.

1. TV/Radio quiz show contestant.

2. Extra in a TV soap.

3. Gold Digger (The actual act of digging for gold, not in a Kanye sense).

4. Exotic Dancer (Dressed as a parrot, not taking your clothes off).

5. YouTube Sensation, with adverts and product placement.

6. Learn to play an unusual instrument, then busk.

7. Become a model, but only of a specialised body part – hand, foot, earlobe. Insure said body part for a large sum, then engineer an horrific accident.

8. Write a stack of “Top Tips” and “Real Life Stories” and send them to each and every magazine that will accept them.

9. Sell all your possessions and learn to live a minimalist lifestyle.

10. Bank robber.

Enjoy your new life, Alice.

Advertisements

So...what do you think?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: