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April

Meet The Guest Bloggers…

Oooh, it’s very nearly Thursday, meaning it’s very nearly time for me to hand over my blog to an intrepid band of willing volunteers for five days of guest posts whilst I swan off to another country.

Would you like to meet them? Of course you flipping would.

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April

Pub Blog 3…no.

I did envisage that tonight’s blog would be coming to you from the Pub.

It isn’t.

I sacked off the pub (despite being the one that suggested it) in favour of coming home and essentially passing out in front of the telly with a doughnut in my mouth.

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April

Just Bee Good To Me.

There’s not that much to talk about when you spend nine hours of your day sat in a soundproof voiceover booth trying to finish a radio drama.

Still. Let’s give it a go.

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April

That’s How I Roll (Mop).

I bet there aren’t many people who’d get asked the question “how do you feel about roll mops?” by their friend and know exactly what said friend is on about.

My original response was that I didn’t mind them, but now I’ve had pretty much the entire day to think about this, I’m not so sure.

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April

Roots Maneuver.

Nothing like sitting in your front room with your head all clingfilmed up to make you feel like a total ninny.

Yes, it’s that time again when my roots get a little bit too obvious to just disguise with a bit of clever backcombing and a strategically placed hairpin.

Therefore I’ve spent my night holed up waiting to go the colour of a slightly sunburnt conker, which, let’s be honest, is the look that everyone is clamouring for this season.

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April

Repurpose.

I won’t be told that I’m not ingenious.

There’s nothing quite like being able to tie your hair up with electrical tape, in order to keep yourself cool in a baking studio to make you feel smart, and like you’re a long lost member of the A Team.

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April

Skinny Love

FAT GIRLS SHOULDN’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS.

FAT GIRLS SHOULDN’T WEAR STRIPES.

AND NOBODY SHOULD EVER, EVER, WEAR CLASHING PRINTS.

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April

Protégé.

Well this is exciting. It’s me sorting something more than a week before it desperately needs sorting.

You may remember that when I went away to Wales last May, I was horrified to discover that I had absolutely no internet coverage, putting my daily blog into real jeopardy.

Thankfully, the lovely Natalie, James and Patrick stepped in at the last minute and rescued me.

So this year, I’m on the hunt for five people to stand in for me whilst I’m away and keep things ticking over.

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April

Girl Power.

My name is Zoe Fell. I am 22 years old. And tonight I spent my evening watching the 1997 film Spice World: The Movie.

Do I think it’s been a waste of my night?

Like hell I do.

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April

Say What You See.

A funny thing happens when I watch the telly, and gameshows in particular.

One of my current favourites to play is Catchphrase. And what I’ve started doing is posting the best (i.e. most ridiculous) of my suggestions throughout the show, live tweeting it, if you will.

I should say, I do pretty much always get the catchphrase, it’s just a lot more fun to put the alternative suggestions online.

Cast an eye over my breakdown.