Archive | March, 2013

Tick Tock.

31 Mar

Ah. Welcome to the Summer, you guys.

It’s the season of barbecues, late night drinking and getting so much sunburn you have to sleep standing up.

Apparently. So far it’s still as cold and awful as the last six months have been.

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Who Are You? Whoooooo? Whoooooo?

30 Mar

Doctor Who is BACK, and we’ve already watched The Bells Of St John twice.

ERMAGAHD IT WAS AWESOME AND I AM ALREADY LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT SATURDAY.
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Stop Gap.

29 Mar

There’s not much to talk about in a daily blog when you wake up at 5pm.

Believe me, guys. I have TRIED.

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Whip It Real Good.

28 Mar

I spent less than twenty minutes hanging backwards off the edge of a table for the purposes of recording a radio drama, yet I’m pretty sure that I’ve given myself whiplash.

If I have to spend the entirety of my bank holiday weekend with a scarf wrapped tightly around my neck then I’m not going to be particularly impressed.

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Hungry Like The Wolf.

27 Mar

It is March. It is bloody freezing. I will never learn that jeans are a much more sensible option when the alternative is a dress and tights.
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Duck Tales.

26 Mar

Someone in my house has decided that it’s a good idea to play the theme from the kids TV show Ducktales for the last few days pretty much on repeat.

Why?

I have no idea.

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Not So Super

25 Mar

Spending my day playing a superhero is bloody marvellous.

Especially when I get to run about outside making blow job jokes. How can people think that’s a rubbish existence? I even got to pretend to be inside a car, when I was actually sat in the corner of a room, underneath a whiteboard, with coats acting as doors.

SUCH IS THE MAGIC OF RADIO.
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Houseproud.

24 Mar

Consider the fact that my housemates and I are not older than 25.

Now consider the fact that our first day of the Easter holiday is going to be spent cleaning our house from top to bottom in its first proper spring clean.

THIS IS NOT HOW WE SHOULD BE SPENDING OUR TIME.

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We’re Not Going On An Easter Holiday.

23 Mar

Mostly because we’re poor (our next bit of student loan doesn’t come in for essentially another month), and have loads of flipping work to do, but that is NOT going to stop us from having good time.

If it snows, I can trek down to Pitville Park and pretend I’ve gone away to Norway.

If it’s sunny, I get to go for a wander and imagine I’m in France or Spain, or somewhere equally European.

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Chez Cinema.

22 Mar

OUR HOUSE IS A CINEMA.

I’m sat in my living room with eight lovely boys, watching films being projected onto our wall.

I cannot think of anything better.
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