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May

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

If that’s true, then I’m more screwed with the opposite sex than usual.

“WHY IS THAT, ZOE?”, I hear you shout.

“STOP SHOUTING. IT’S NOT NECESSARY.”, I reply. “Anyway. All I was going to say, was that I finally bit the bullet and dyed my hair this afternoon.”

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Edinburgh Fringe May

Well, it’s all coming up roses.

As far as days go, this one’s been really nice.

For the record, I’m still rocking my natural blonde hair. This is for no reason other than the fact I couldn’t be bothered to get dressed and pop down to Boots and buy some hair dye.

I’ll do it tomorrow. I actually need to go in and get some other stuff, so I have no excuse. I genuinely WILL be a brunette by tomorrow night.

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May

Waking Up With an Urge.

It’s not uncommon for me to wake up from fractured sleep, and have a real hankering for something?

An 8am urge for a lamb roast dinner, with gallons of mint sauce? ALL THE TIME.

A painful desire to go ice skating? IT’S HAPPENED.

Generally, I don’t really tend to do much about these urges, simply because they’re not practical.

That was until this morning.

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May

10K on a Summer’s Day

Excitingly, today I hit 10,000 views on my blog. I think that’s pretty cool. I mean, I have no idea why on earth you lot read my inane word vomit, but you do. And that’s nice of you. So thanks.

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May

This Era is Ending.

So, as of now, I’m the only person left in my flat.

Out of the 18 people who moved in back in September, there are only 8 of us left since everyone else has gone back home. By next weekend, there’s going to be ha;f as many again.

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Eurovision May

Eurovision 2012.

http://sfy.co/10YB

I was too busy doing this to focus on anything else today. Enjoy.

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May

Don’t Read This. Watch This Instead.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK ALERT.

SERIOUSLY.

IF YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH THIS AT YOUR WORKPLACE WITH THE VOLUME UP, AND GET FIRED BECAUSE OF IT, IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT.

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Edinburgh Fringe May

An Absolute Dog Of A Day.

Well.

Today I have spanned the entire gamut of canine based emotions.

I’ve gone from having a day that was total dog shit, to being the dog’s bollocks.

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2012 Olympics May

Once In A Lifetime.

Some days, I find it’s not worth getting out of bed.

Today wasn’t one of those days.

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May

Fix Me

It’s just gone 10pm. I’m going to bed, and going to sleep.